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Email:

Send us an email at theshot92@gmail.com or click on the “Contact NoteWordy” link to the right.

Email is the best way to contact us, unless you are sending us checks with LARGE DENOMINATIONS, in which case, you can use our mailing address is: 54 Rita Drive, New Fairfield, CT 06812.

Other (less successful) Contact Methods:

Carrier Pigeons: No longer accepted. (They made a real mess of our mailbox.)

Slow boat: Too slow. Also discontinued, except for the very largest overseas orders.

Pony Express: No longer accepted. (If you thought the pigeons made a mess, imagine this.)

Telegrams: Unless you are Alexander Graham Bell, don’t send us a telegram. Buy a computer or go to your local library and send us an email. (Did we mention that we prefer to get emails?)

Smoke Signals: This smelled a only slightly better than the pigeons and ponies, but we never quite got the hang of it. Discontinued due to wet weather and a burnt rug.

Did we forget your favorite mode of communication?
If so, please send us an email and tell us about it !